I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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