Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I have fence marks all over my body
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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