bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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