She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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