are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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