pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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