Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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