big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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