i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Randomize
