Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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