Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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