can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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