I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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