watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
