Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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