ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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