FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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