Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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