You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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