Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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