Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
That accounts for only three of the penises
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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