Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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