I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
she looked like the before picture.
he was CRYING into my vagina
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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