how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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