Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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