I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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