even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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