how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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