I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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