butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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