is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Randomize
