her vagine was all disorganized.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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