i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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