He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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