Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
