hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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