i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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