Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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