There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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