Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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