Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
17 year olds will be the death of me.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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