Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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