Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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