I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I need a beard to bite.
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