just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
how can u be prego again
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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