What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Can I color on your dick again?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
