id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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