Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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