You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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