I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
